Hope Junkie in Flight

Dear Al Gore,
You are a dirty dirty tease. That was hysterical. Thanks.
Love,
Yet another dissatisfied voter.

Dear Apple,
Stop advertizing that damn iPhone. Yes I want one. No I'm not willing to go to Cingular to get it. Alright already, it's cool. We know.
Irritatedly,
SprintUser


Dear AmEx,
Damn that commercial was long! My life is not that tedious, my card is not american express.
Snooze...

Dear Academy,
Why are you letting freakshow Cruise give humanitarian awards? He's a weirdo. Seriously.
Thanks,
Sarah

Dear Gwyneth,
Sorry I'm so late in picking this up, but you know I don't follow the celebrity stuff. You really named your baby after FRUIT? Are you planning a second chiled named Pear? Or maybe Plum?
Just wondering,
Me

Dear Car Companies,

Please know a good advertising campaign when you have it. Seriously. The ad campaigns about financing are boring.

Daimler-Chrysler: Dr. Z is very very funny. How many other car companies have their chairman doing their ads? Um... none. And he's even good at it. Why oh why are you opting for 0% financing commercials instead?

Volkswagen: Can we talk about how NOT funny the Fast commercials are? The Fast isn't cute or funny, it's just dumb. And annoying. Remember when your commercials were charming? They were. The stoners in the car driving around and picking up that chair? They were charming. The Jetta commercials where they were fun and adults at the same time? Charming. The "fast"? Rude.

Come on, get on the ball. Oh, and the rest of you guys, don't think I'm leaving you out - it's just that you didn't have anything good to begin with. Bragging about most of your cars getting 30mpg is just plain embarrassing.

Thank you,
Uninterested TV-watching non car buyer.